You’re fired, courtesy of TJ Lavin

tjAw, bro, I hate to do this you.

You absolutely killed it during the presentation this morning, but your time is up here at UniCorp. You’re a good analyst, but Brad was just better than you today in the PowerPoint duel. So, you know the deal.

Everyone, come say your goodbyes to Joe. OK, so peace out, Joe – everyone’s gonna miss you here.

Before you go Joe, don’t forget your Beats by Dr. Dre Headphones – now you can have stereo sound without sacrificing audio quality. It should do you well while you’re on the unemployment line.

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~ by Elliott on May 29, 2009.

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